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My mom is psychic…

So I was looking at Tom Hiddleston tags on tumblr and my mom walks in. I didn’t want her to know I was being creepy as hell so I opened up pinterest to cover it up but my mom looked at me and said “What are you doing, you look guilty.”

oh-woah:

lol i should only answer shit in french and then laugh at how many people have to google translate it

Too bad I understand French :P

niallmyspecialsnowflake:

(via 5gaysandpaul)

me: *tells a hilarious joke*
friends: ...................................
me: hHAHAHAHhahHAHHAHAHhahHHAHahh
friends: .........................................................................
me: why am i so funny????

(Source: amorecheiro, via oh-woah)

hey i just met you

and this is crazy

but i’m already naming our children and i’m already coordinating the colours of our wedding and i picked out a house for us in the city 

so call me maybe

(Source: cybergirlfriend, via fadedwonderland)

hey i just met you

and this is crazy

but i’m already naming our children and i’m already coordinating the colours of our wedding and i picked out a house for us in the city 

so call me maybe

(Source: cybergirlfriend, via fadedwonderland)

rapist: hey im gonna rape u
girl: swiper no swiping
rapist: damn it